Morpheus: You’re down to the rabbit hole, Neo. The Matrix is simulated reality construct. It is the most advanced Windows program ever developed.
Neo: Wait?! Windows?
Trinity: The Machine runs the Matrix on Windows XP. …. while they harvest us for energy. Lean back.
Cypher: I just have to wait for the hourglass to go away. Ok…
Trinity: Which one of these is the USB?
Morpheus: I think… that one. Er… No, that one
Trinity: Is it the monitor cable or printer cable?
Morpheus: I think they both have screws, right?
Morpheus: The Matrix used to run pretty well. But it slows down over time. Cypher, Bittorents, a lot of movies.
Morpheus: Freeze.
Morpheus: This was a training exercise. An agent can take the form of any being within the Matrix. So you’re to trust no one. Unfreeze.
Morpheus: Unfreeze!… This happens from time to time! Go on without me.
Morpheus: Try Ctrl Alt Delete!!!
Oracle: Well, hello Neo… Hope you have cookies enabled.
Office paperclip: It looks like you’re trying to bend the spoon with your mind.
Neo: Yeah, I got it…
Office paperclip: Can I help you with that?
Neo: I said I got it.
Office paperclip: Have u tried realizing the truth that “There is no spoon”?
Office paperclip: arrgghh…..What're you doing?arrgghh
Neo: Why am I here?
Oracle: Sooner or later we all encounter an error, Neo. You will have to make a choice. To send an error report or… not to send one. But… is there a difference?
Cypher: Neo, it’s Cypher
Neo: Hey Cypher, what’s up.
Cypher: There is an agent on your tail. You need to do exactly as I say, you understand. To your left is a closet. That closet should be full of guns.
Neo: Amateurs. Wow…
Cypher: I don’t know how those got there. Agent: Mr. Anderson Mr. Anderson Mr. Anderson...
Neo: Cypher, I need to learn Kungfu. Now!
Cypher: Our free trial of Kungfu has expired!
Voice from Agent’s phone: Data customer support. This is (indistinct)… from Connecticut
Cypher: Progress bar is moving but the remaining time is going up!
Trinity: Oh God, he’s multiplying!
Neo: No… it’s a bug.
Office paperclip: Looks like you’re trying to free humanity. Want some help?
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Morpheus: You’re down to the rabbit hole, Neo. The Matrix is simulated reality construct. It is the most advanced Windows program ever developed.
Neo: Wait?! Windows?
Trinity: The Machine runs the Matrix on Windows XP. …. while they harvest us for energy. Lean back.
Cypher: I just have to wait for the hourglass to go away. Ok…
Trinity: Which one of these is the USB?
Morpheus: I think… that one. Er… No, that one
Trinity: Is it the monitor cable or printer cable?
Morpheus: I think they both have screws, right?
Morpheus: The Matrix used to run pretty well. But it slows down over time. Cypher, Bittorents, a lot of movies.
Morpheus: Freeze.
Morpheus: This was a training exercise. An agent can take the form of any being within the Matrix. So you’re to trust no one. Unfreeze.
Morpheus: Unfreeze!… This happens from time to time! Go on without me.
Morpheus: Try Ctrl Alt Delete!!!
Oracle: Well, hello Neo… Hope you have cookies enabled.
Office paperclip: It looks like you’re trying to bend the spoon with your mind.
Neo: Yeah, I got it…
Office paperclip: Can I help you with that?
Neo: I said I got it.
Office paperclip: Have u tried realizing the truth that “There is no spoon”?
Office paperclip: arrgghh…..What're you doing?arrgghh
Neo: Why am I here?
Oracle: Sooner or later we all encounter an error, Neo. You will have to make a choice. To send an error report or… not to send one. But… is there a difference?
Cypher: Neo, it’s Cypher
Neo: Hey Cypher, what’s up.
Cypher: There is an agent on your tail. You need to do exactly as I say, you understand. To your left is a closet. That closet should be full of guns.
Neo: Amateurs. Wow…
Cypher: I don’t know how those got there.
Agent: Mr. Anderson Mr. Anderson Mr. Anderson...
Neo: Cypher, I need to learn Kungfu. Now!
Cypher: Our free trial of Kungfu has expired!
Voice from Agent’s phone: Data customer support. This is (indistinct)… from Connecticut
Cypher: Progress bar is moving but the remaining time is going up!
Trinity: Oh God, he’s multiplying!
Neo: No… it’s a bug.
Office paperclip: Looks like you’re trying to free humanity. Want some help?
Neo: Ubuntu? I’m going to learn Ubuntu?
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